4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
