I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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