what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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