I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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