BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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