Will you blow on my dice?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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