You're my little dorito
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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