Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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