Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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