Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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