Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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