question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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