Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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