They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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