i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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