went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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