Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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