and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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