I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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