I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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