found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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