im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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