I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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