go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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