Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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