I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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