I'm lost and stupid without you.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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