Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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