I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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