i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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