ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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