Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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