community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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