doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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