A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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