dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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