David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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