NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
