Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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