Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
