My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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