I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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