I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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