we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
This show inspires me to have sex in space
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I sprained my soul last night
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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