Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
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Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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