Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
