And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
you never un-have a 4some
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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