Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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