I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
vagina is talking i cant
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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