ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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