that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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