she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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