Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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