ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He did a backflip because drugs
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