She said her name was "party"
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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