i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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