If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We need to get me chipped asap
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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