Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
