Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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