she was so not down for the gang bang
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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