yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Operation Purity has been aborted
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
What a dumb baby whore.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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