no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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