i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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