Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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